This is what happens when you let a socially awkward, slightly obsessive girl near an internet connection.
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ceruleancynic:

boppinrobin:

marvelmeta:

sirdef:

okay but imagine IMAGINE a criminal organization like aim or hydra capturing the avengers and steve is brought before the commander idiot-in-charge and ofc this dude is prattling on about how the avengers are done for, how thor has been trapped in another realm and bruce banner is tranquilized and black widow and hawkeye are contained and he’s like “and your precious tony stark is working for us now, building a new age of weapons technology right in our labs”

and steve, who is tied to a chair btw, just starts CRACKING. UP. for a full minute. so much that tears are rolling down his cheeks and the chair and bonds are straining under his weight and movement and steve just can’t stop laughing and the commander dude yells “WHAT’S SO FUNNY” because steve has literally been laughing for 60 seconds and his minions are looking at him nervously

steve is like “you don’t know much about tony stark do you?” and goes into another fit of laughter.

another 60 seconds later, an explosion rocks the evil HQ building, shoot to thrill starts playing in the distance

# steve rogers doesn’t stop laughing until tony bursts through the doors with two fresh repulsors and black widow and hawkeye in tow

#steve just laughs until his face is red and tears are streaming down his cheeks and he can’t breathe #when tony gets there he’s like ‘miss me?’ and steve’s all ‘what took you’ #and then they wipe the floor with the evil league of evil #and have frosty chocolate milkshakes on the way home

I CAN’T DO THIS, CC, YOU HAVE TO PULL BACK ON THE THROTTLE FUCKING FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKES ON THE WAY HOME GET OUT YOU’RE FIRED

tony schlorps kahlua into his because you know perfectly well the suit has a small but functional drinks cabinet somewhere or other

(i mean if ridcully could carry around a bottle of bentinck’s very old peculiar brandy in his hat, right)

he and barton get into an argument about the crazyass flavored vodkas they have nowadays (“birthday cake flavor? pumpkin pie? are you fucking kidding me? nat, you’re russian, punch him for impugning the good name of vodka in such a way, i’m shocked”)

and steve is just doing that infuriating smile where you know he’s thinking things but if you actually ask him he’ll just do that blink-blink innocent look and finally tony is like WHAT and he does the equally infuriating slurping of the last of the milkshake with the straw and says “you aren’t like your father, he was like you” and just before it can become A Moment, he adds “but I think that song is kind of played out at this point, you might want to start looking for something equally egotastic”